Membership in the bar is a privilege burdened with conditions.
In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms.
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.
We played a whole season unbeaten but you did not see me every week jumping on the tables. Once it's over it's over and you do in the next one as well as you can. Plenty of managers who have won the Champions League will not be considered great managers.
A story can sing the truth and not just tell it.
Everyone told me, "Don't ever talk about international stuff," and "Don't do long-form content online," and "Don't get too serious in news," and "Don't be too heavy" - all this stuff, all the rules. But we broke the rules, and that, ironically, has led to some of our most successful stuff.
I want to say to you: Help yourself, so you can help someone else.