If you fight you might lose, if you don't you have already lost.
The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.
I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college. . . or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
I call myself a comic. But I started as an actress. I did plays since I was 5.
It was the best night of my life, getting to dance on stage with Madonna!
I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
My comedy is unapologetic and fearless. Like, sometimes you'll wind up having condomless sex with someone that you probably shouldn't. I'm interested in sharing that part of myself unapologetically so that other people will hopefully feel better.
The Seconds that tick as the clock moves along Are Privates who march with a spirit so strong. The Minutes are Captains. The Hours of the day Are Officers brave, who lead on to the fray. So, remember, when tempted to loiter and dream You've an army at hand; your command is supreme; And question yourself, as it goes on review-- Had it helped in the fight with the best it could do?
I never expected, when I had a daughter, that one of my most important jobs would be to protect her childhood from becoming a marketers' land grab.
I don't take no dive for nobody. Whaddya think I am, a tanker!
There are orphans that can be cared for; but this some will not venture to undertake, for it brings them work more than they care to do, leaving them but little time to please themselves.