I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime. - Al Yankovic - Quotesmemo.com

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I once made the mistake of writing a story with David Corbett. The man smoked me. He can delineate the character and personality of an accordion in three strokes. I didn't even know accordions had character. This act of generosity and wisdom from a very good writer will help anyone who is staring at a blank page, any day, any time. Highly recommended.

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Al Yankovic

I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.

Boots, Low Self Esteem, Noses, Picking, Scum, Sniveling

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As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy.

Able, Dad, Father, Happy, Used

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.

Arguments, Discuss, Paper, Political, Toilet, Toilets

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

Guess, Ifs, Money, Money Can'T Buy Happiness, Rent, Sassy

That's a big part of my life - doing things that I'm not prepared to do. Doing things that I don't know how to do, and keep doing them until I get good at them. I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I'll catch up.

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As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads. "

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I once made the mistake of writing a story with David Corbett. The man smoked me. He can delineate the character and personality of an accordion in three strokes. I didn't even know accordions had character. This act of generosity and wisdom from a very good writer will help anyone who is staring at a blank page, any day, any time. Highly recommended.

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. . . one cannot be happy in exile or in oblivion. One cannot always be a stranger. I want to return to my homeland, make all my loved ones happy. I see no further than this.

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