I'm William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.
Nothing good ever climbed up the side of a boat.
You can't bring tweezers on an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?
Watching news showing all the same sex marriages. How long before first same sex divorce?
I wasn't always a comic, I used to do honest work.
Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home.
I don't like conservatives. They always talk about the good old days. I'm black, we have no good old days.
Chant your mantra while engaged in work. This way, the mind will be continuously focused on Him.
True teachers not only impart knowledge and method but awaken the love of learning by their own reflected love.
When it becomes hard for me not to eat bad food, I try to think about what I have to do and what is ahead of me and what I want to achieve.
The mind is one of Allah's best designs.