Clearly, the Chinese know that we want a good relationship with them
There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.
I used to spend a lot of time just thinking about myself, thinking that the party started when I showed up.
I have what I like to call a 'chinneck. ' My chin just flows rather easily into my neck.
I've been accused of not really paying attention to a sentence unless my name comes up in it twice.
In high school, my prom date fooled around with another guy - on prom night!
Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing.
It's malarkey. When you tell people that the roof crushing in on your head is not the cause of injury, it's your head hitting the roof, it's laughable.
Chemotherapy and radiotherapy will make the ancient method of drilling holes in a patient's head to permit the escape of demons look relatively advanced. . . . Toxic chemotherapy is a hoax. The doctors who use it are guilty of pre-meditated murder, and the use of cobalt and other methods of cancer treatment popular today effectively closes the door on cure.
Nothing is secure but life, transition, the energizing spirit.
They [Republicans] assume that military action always shows strength, while avoiding military action always shows weakness. That's just crazy.