Make sure your life is a rare entertainment! It doesn't take anything drastic. You needn't be gorgeous or wealthy or smart, just very enthusiastic!
Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
Your dreams should never be better than your real life
They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle. . . get it locked up.
If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China. '
As God is exalted to the right place in our lives, a thousand problems are solved all at once.
I feel devoutly thankful to have been born fond of writing.
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates.
If you wish the sympathy of the broad masses, you must tell them the crudest and most stupid things.