My favorite comedians were Jimmy Durante, George Burns, senior citizens.
Only someone obsessed with sexual fidelity to an unhealthy degree places a higher value on preserving the ideal of monogamous marriage over preserving an actual marriage.
We can learn to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about gay people. The same way we have learned to ignore the bullshit in the Bible about shellfish, about slavery, about dinner, about farming, about menstruation, about virginity, about masturbation.
Don't mistake being an asshole for being a man.
Ultimately life is disease, death and oblivion. It's still better than high school.
If sex isn't an important part of your marriage, you can't beef if your wife or husband does this unimportant thing with somebody else every once in a while, if you have no interest in it.
We all have our scars. That's what falling is love is all about: revealing your scars to somebody who then loves you anyway.
The sea drives truth into a man like salt.
There is a kitsch of death. For example, death transformed into sweet sleep: The 'good night, sweet prince' of the last scene of Hamlet.
Books make great gifts because they can unveil hidden secrets.
Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, and dissension have begun.