You see what stupid folk my publishers are; but they are all alike.
Obviously I wanted to be a bus driver - and I still do. If only I could get a part time job.
I create this persona for the show. And that's what it is. I'm an act.
TV is a huge draw. It's a magnet. Even when I was a policeman, if I was on a police scene and the news showed up, I'd race home to see if I would be on TV for 2 seconds!
I play a crazy talk-show host, but that's not me. It's like an actor playing a role.
Vegetarianism is a good idea.
I can't imagine anybody who has spoken to more, or presented more non-famous people on television in the history of the world.
A beane in liberty is better then a comfit in prison.
Once elected, the President 'forgets' all about his promises.
Justice for some people is an evil for others. Good intentions, kindness, and hope will not necessarily make people happy.
I'm trying to let him know what I'm about to do. I'm hoping he can save me, even though I realize he can't.