I love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious. " "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense. " "Nobody ever does.
Osteosarcoma sometimes takes a limb to check you out. The, if it like you, it takes the rest.
Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.
We need never be hopeless because we can never be irreperably broken.
Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting.
I wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for independent bookstores.
You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world. . . but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.
When you have something in black and white, you can deal with it quicker.
Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.
I regret that I do not have the dignity of Ricardo Montalban, the class of Dean Martin, or the humor of Bill Cosby. I DO have the heart of a lion.
I am a writer who happens to love women. I am not a lesbian who happens to write.