In your twenties you're becoming who you're going to be and so you might as well not be an asshole.
You get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame.
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun.
Some people stay far away from the door if there's a chance of it opening up. They hear a voice in the hall outside and hope that it just passes by.
Black and white is how it should be, but shades of grey are the colors I see.
It's OK if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.
We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one
Just as one year in a dog's life is equivalent to seven years in a human life, one year in the high-technology business is like seven years in any other industry.
I am a man of peace [so he told Mother, but it always appeared to me that he was the most belligerent man of peace I had ever encountered]
United have spent all season commemorating the 50th anniversary of Busby's decision to defy the Football League and take the club on a tragic and triumphant journey into Europe, but no orchestrated event could conjure the celebrations ignited by last night's outstanding obliteration of Roma or deliver a more fitting tribute.
Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.