To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else
For the most part Hollywood is a world of imagination.
Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.
I don't expect success. I prepare for it.
The ‘friend zone’ is like the penalty box of dating, only you can never get out. Once a girl decides you’re her ‘friend,’ it’s game over. You’ve become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
I finally had my prostate checked. And I was super-thankful that I taught my asshole to whistle before the doctor stuck his finger in there. The look on his face was priceless.
When you have expectations, you are setting yourself up for disappointment.
Whoever starts out toward the unknown must consent to venture alone.
Comics is all about making it believable and helping people to get completely lost in a fictional world.
Don't wait until there is tragedy in your life. Don't wait until you lose somebody. Don't wait until it's too late. Appreciate the beautiful people that you have in your life now.
I really need to be alone. I can't deal with someone sleeping next to me.