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I was able to grow up and do silly things and have a life with only a small amount of public scrutiny.

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Lenny Bruce

Part of the kick of making people laugh was doing something different. We were a rare breed - spotting one of us was like pinning a space alien, or abdominal snowman. There were maybe a hundred stand-ups in the whole country when I was doing it.

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Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

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Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

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Never tell. Not if you love your wife. . . In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die. ' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

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What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

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