People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, … - Rob Delaney

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Anyone who criticizes you cares about your friendship. Anyone who makes light of your faults cares nothing about you.

Rob Delaney

People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and
or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.

Adults, Pain, People, Rights, Sex

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I can say that I'm a feminist and I try to be progressive and all that stuff. But I when I'm tired or when I've been thrown up on for the second time that I'm just a tired man trying to keep it together. I've had a lot of jobs over the years and people who make television - it's ridiculous how much they're lauded and paid. It's irresponsible and stupid. But it is hard work. It's very difficult to balance having three young kids and working like that. So I owe my wife an enormous debt of gratitude. I feel guilty that the kids had to be grown in her body and she hasn't been able to work.

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