I would be a disaster as a prime minister.
I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.
You have the power to make the world a better place by being kind to someone today
In a certain way, we felt almost like spies in the major label world. We were coming from some other world, and we somehow got our foot in the door and crept in and were prowling around, checking things out and taking back reports from the front.
Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
. . that sanguine expectation of happiness which is happiness itself