Atheism is without God. It does not assert no God.
I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can make people smile, then I have served my purpose for God.
I don't hate my enemies. After all, I made 'em.
I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months. ' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them. '
I just want to be known as a clown, because to me that's the height of my profession. It means you can do everything—sing, dance and above all, make people laugh.
You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first.
If everyone is mature, there is no comedy.
With the stick in my right hand, the throttle in my left, and the rudder beneath my feet, I can savor that essence from which life is made.
Things happen the way they happen because the world is the way it is.
I'm pretty disciplined to keep the momentum of a story going by writing everyday, even if it's only a couple paragraphs or a page or two.