While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put.
My philosophy is I take today, live it the best way I can and if I wake up I'll take another shot at tomorrow.
Cancer is cancer. I've got a great life if I can just stay alive.
I don't eat fast food any more, not since I got cancer.
I always thought Christians were the weak people. When you can't make it in life then you have to ask God. I really prided myself on being a self-made man.
The Bible says not to worry so I don't. I just get up in the morning and ask God for help to get through the day. If tomorrow shows up then I'll take the same shot tomorrow.
Pride is about the ugliest trait somebody can have.
Thoughts that bring about good feelings mean you are on the right track. Thoughts that bring about bad feelings means you are not on the right track.
In politics, one is never finished. Look at me!
I'm sick of girls who don't know how to high-five.
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you. . . but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like. . . I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.