Why had I wasted all my time pretending to be someone I wasn't? I was tired, so very, very tired of standing on my own brakes. I felt. . . right. I felt free.
That's my punishment in hell, shoveling horseshit.
Organized religions have all the facets of organized crime, except the compassion of organized crime.
My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes. " Well, you're an asshole.
I am an alcoholic, as I said. And it is however we call it, a disease. That's an explanation, but not an excuse.
Conservatism is not a political ideology, it is a severe form of brain damage for which there's hardly any cure.
They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.
It's difficult to love someone you don't respect, which is hard to remember when you're having an argument.
I don't think anything has changed about me but my priorities have changed. At one point I was living my life and I didn't see a direct correlation between who I was affecting with my actions. I'm not as reckless, I'm probably not as fun or funny. I've turned to my dad's sense of humor. I think that having a family has put a lot more focus on what I do.
Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.
Kill one and you might as well kill 21.