Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon. ' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park. ' It's wonderful.
The quickest way to take the starch out of someone who is always blaming himself is to agree with him.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.
Nature makes all the noblemen; wealth, education, or pedigree never made one yet.
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.
I have not changed with the accomplishments. I've remained the same. If I had changed, great. You know, but I haven't.
Various parts of my body told me that in the future they would appreciate it if I slept lying down on a bed instead of sitting at the counter of Black Cat Coffee. I quietly reassured them that this was an unusual situation, and had the machinery make me some bread as a breakfast.
The mutual-aid tendency in man has so remote an origin, and is so deeply interwoven with all the past evolution of the human race, that is has been maintained by mankind up to the present time, notwithstanding all vicissitudes of history.
I don't think it is as much a human foible as it is a human curse that we cannot understand the beauty of a thing until it is gone.