I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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I don't feel under-taxed in any way at all.
While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman.
You don't have to give people fish everyday but instead you must give them the pole to learn how to fish themselves.
A lot of religious texts make for good reading. That's why they hold up.