After a while, if you are sufficiently bored or unemployed, you may want to read it from cover to cover.
Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife.
I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest.
Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person.
If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.
Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city.
If you want to publish two books a year under your own name and your publisher doesn't, maybe you need a different publisher.
Knowledge has no enemy except an ignorant man
My dream was to not get a day job but to sleep, wake up and do my music. I want to keep that dream forever.
I was an arden Hayes man, but that was natural, for I was pretty young at the time, I have since convinced myself that the political opinioins of a nation are of next to no value, in any case, but that what little rag of value they posess is to be found among the old, rather than among the young.