If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in. - Craig Ferguson

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The past is another land, and we cannot go to visit. So, if I say there were dragons, and men who rode upon their backs, who alive has been there and can tell me that I'm wrong?

Craig Ferguson

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

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Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.

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