But al be that he was a philosophre, Yet hadde he but litel gold in cofre.
If you cannot see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
I intend to marry Michael, and squander all his money and run his life, and make sure he never again consorts with wicked women or gambles with licentious men. I promise I will henpeck him until he has no life beyond what I allow him, and when we die, I will lie in his arms through all eternity.
Only those who row the boat make waves
Pray as if all things depend on God, and work as if all things depend on you.
Life is too short to dance with ugly men
. . . the haunted always take refuge in stillness.
A king who’s innocent of the things of which he’s guilty?
I believe that it is a whole lifetime of work on Shakespeare's part that enabled him to do what he did. But the question is how you can explain this whole lifetime in such a way to make it accessible and available to us, to me.
Keith Richards is the only man who can make the Osbournes look Amish.
I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny.