This is serious, if Martha gets the maximum sentence on all counts, she could serve 20 years in … - Conan O'Brien

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Conan O'Brien

This is serious, if Martha gets the maximum sentence on all counts, she could serve 20 years in prison. Of course, you have to take off time off for good behavior, which means 20 years in prison.

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A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U. S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE a smartphone.

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Fall down. Make a mess. Break something occasionally. Know that your mistakes are your own unique way of getting to where you need to be. And remember that the story is never over.

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Marco Rubio announced he's running for president. Fun fact: Marco Rubio's wife is a former Miami Dolphins cheerleader. In other words, she knows how to generate fake enthusiasm for someone who's not going to win.

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Link Wray is the all-time legend.

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Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.

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When life hands us a beutiful bouquet of flowers we stare at it in cautious expectation of a bee.

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