I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce. - Billy Connolly - Quotesmemo.com

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When a system is stable, telling the worker about mistakes is only tampering.

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Billy Connolly

I set out to be a cross between Lenny Bruce and Robert the Bruce.

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If I had a hammer, there'd be no more folksingers.

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If you're going to do an interview about a movie or anything like that, you're vulnerable. You say stupid things. Or if you're applying for a green card you feel very vulnerable and you're likely to spout out something stupid in the middle of it all.

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It's my mind, and I reserve the right to change it as often as I like.

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I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

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When your Super Bowl guests arrive, they should find a mound of potato chips large enough to conceal a pony sitting in front of the television. For nutritional balance, you should also put out a bowl of carrot sticks. If you have no carrot sticks, you can use pinecones, or used electrical fuses, because nobody will eat them anyway. This is no time for nutritional balance: This is the Super Bowl, for God's sake.

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It was a bit warm. Still. If one could look this fabulous, one had an obligation to. One should wear everything, or one should wear nothing at all.

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