I don't want to go and start trying to make jokes in places like India, Tanzania or Iraq. Afghanistan is not a funny place.
Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot.
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves.
Send out anger and impatience, and that's what you'll get. Send out love, and you'll get back love.
Each time one prematurely teaches a child something he could have discovered himself, that child is kept from inventing it and consequently from understanding it completely.
We are most asleep when awake.
Start-ups like UniversityNow, a network of low-cost, online colleges, allows students to work at their own pace and pay a few hundred dollars a month for a degree.