There is no problem that is not improved by effort, and no effort that is too paltry to be worth undertaking.
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
With age comes wisdom. You don't need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
I could never be in a cult. For starters, they never accessorize properly. David Koresh had no fashion sense, Jim Jones wore leisure suits, and I don't care how charismatic Osama bin Laden was, an AK-47 and an insulin drip do not take the place of drop earrings or a well-placed brooch.
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep. '.
Vanity: my favorite sin.
If I could save the Union without freeing any slave, I would do it.
Continuous delivery without continuous feedback is very, very dangerous.
The reality is not exactly what the song started out to be, but it's not a bad song.