She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton. ' - Ricky Gervais

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When I started working, I didn't have a clue what I was doing, in that I was just wandering around, hoping that I could succeed. Then after I got a little under my belt, it took me about 25 years to feel like I knew what I was doing.

Ricky Gervais

She said, 'I'm your biggest fan,' and I said, 'Who are you?' She said, 'Paris Hilton. '

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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

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It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

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Famous people are above the law.

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Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.

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I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

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There’s a time and purpose for being lost. If you don’t judge the being lost you get through it sooner.

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A man, at least, is free; he can explore every passion, every land, overcome obstacles, taste the most distant pleasures. But a woman is continually thwarted. Inert and pliant at the same time, she must struggle against both the softness of her flesh and subjection to the law. Her will, like the veil tied to her hat by a string, flutters with every breeze; there is always some desire luring her on, some convention holding her back.

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Isn't it better to regret things you've done, than regret things you've never even tried?

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Thomas Jefferson

not to find out new principles, or new arguments, never before thought of. . . but to place before mankind the common sense of the subject, in terms so plain and firm as to command their assent, and to justify ourselves in the independent stand we are compelled to take.

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