My son, Rob. . . . said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, "if … - Dave Barry

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Stand up for what is right, regardless of who is committing the wrong.

Dave Barry

My son, Rob. . . . said the only time he ever wraps a gift is, quote, "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it. "

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Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good beverage, no question about it; generations of people had grown up drinking it and doing the experiment in sixth grade where you put a nail into a glass of Coke and after a couple of days the nail dissolves and the teacher says: Imagine what it does to your TEETH! So Coca-Cola was solidly entrenched in the market, and the management saw no need to improve.

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Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.

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