Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view … - Richard Turner

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Richard Turner

Speed Limit – A sign that tells you at what speed the car that's rapidly fading from view in your rearview mirror is going; a law that provides the sole means of support for many small-town police departments.

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