I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.
When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.
I wonder how anybody can think his personality changes with his success. I've had quite a bit of success but I feel that I'm just the same person as I always was.
No matter how thin you slice it it's still baloney.
Many of the younger generation know my name in a vague way and connect it with grotesque inventions, but don't believe that I ever existed as a person. They think I am a nonperson, just a name that signifies a tangled web of pipes or wires or strings that suggest machinery. My name to them is like a spiral staircase, veal cutlets, barber's itch—terms that give you an immediate picture of what they mean.
I, I don't think anybody's continually happy, uh, except idiots, you know. You know, you have to have little moments of depression.
And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.
Every 15, 20, 25 years, a new rock and roll record needs to come out and a new rock and roll band needs to come out.
The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.
If a woman shows too often the Medusa's head, she must not be astonished if her lover is turned into stone.
The Companion of Honour I regarded as an award from the country for 50 years of work - which I thought was okay.