The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses declared bankruptcy, consumer spending is at an all time … - Jay Leno

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Might is a fine thing, and useful for many purposes; for "one goes further with a handful of might than with a bagful of right. "

Jay Leno

The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses declared bankruptcy, consumer spending is at an all time low - in other words, Bush is back on the job.

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