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A lively retrospect summons back to us once more our youth, with vivid reflex of its early joys and unstained pleasures.

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Lenny Bruce

If you're going to stop masturbating, you can't taper off. You've got to quit, cold jerky!

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Trying to figure things out was my gig. Without the human condition, there's no struggle, no pain and that means no laughter.

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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

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Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days.

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Never tell. Not if you love your wife. . . In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay On Top Of Me Or I'll Die. ' " I didn't know what I was goin' to do.

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What is truth today may be a damn lie next week.

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