Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.
I was a straight man long before I knew what it was called. I was just the boring one.
I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.
I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres.
When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.
Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.
You start at SNL when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my SNL years.
I don't like Paris or being in big cities.
I must make up my mind which is right – society or I.
We are near 2010…. 2010!! Yet race, sex and religion still play a major role in a hate driven society. For the love of the future and humanity…. let’s wake up.
Next to happiness, perhaps enmity is the most healthful stimulant of the human mind.