We were writing songs about girls when we still thought girls had cooties.
May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind of alcohol?
If I wrote a musical it wouldn't be about me. Although I do some magic, so it would probably be about a magician who appeared and re-appeared all over the place.
I feel like I know where I'm going. And I like where I'm going.
He's easily the most well-adjusted former child star in the room, please welcome. . . Jason Bateman.
I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling! It's like a Tetris game.
I've been very fortunate to go from interesting chapter to interesting chapter.
There is a route to the presidency in this country, and it's called the Electoral College, and both candidates base their campaigns on winning the Electoral College, not the popular vote. And in that pursuit, Donald Trump won in a landslide or near landslide. And in that pursuit, Barack Obama and his agenda was repudiated. And not just this year. In the 2010 midterms, the 2014 midterms, and this election.
Why should we rise because 'tis light? Did we lie down because t'was night?
On the trail of another man, the biographer must put up with finding himself at every turn; any biography uneasily shelters an autobiography within it.
You cannot convert people beyond your own conversion.