Screw State! State's always on the side of the blacks. The hell with them!
Swearing can be fun, but doing it all the time causes a lot of problems
Life is a puzzle. Every piece fits together to create who we are, what we do, how we feel. Every experience shapes us into who we will eventually become.
I think everyone should read The Girl on The Train, especially if they loved Gone Girl. It's about Rachel, a girl who sees a couple on her commute. Then one day she sees one of the people from the couple kiss another person. The next day they go missing. The story is told by 3 different perspectives, all characters you absolutely can't trust. It's an insane psychological thriller that's seriously addicting and the kind of book you can't put down.
You need to have a life. Have fun. Then ruin it by having a serious relationship
If you stopped yourself every time you said, I have to and changed it to, I get to, it might change your entire experience.
Kyle Busch has got to be the loneliest NASCAR driver ever. He's led so many laps he never sees anybody in front of him for two-thirds of the race. He just sees clean racetrack. . . He's the Maytag guy.
I just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say "old. "
Anyone who has seen me spin that heavy, giant wheel on television knows that I'm not a steroid user
My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan.
"[Lawyers who file class-action securities suits] is not a group you would want to marry into your family. "That said, more than half the time the people being sued by the Lerach firm are guilty of outrageous conduct. The problem is, they don't mind (suing) the other half. They are an equal opportunity litigator. "