The best way for me to protect you is to encourage you to be able to protect yourself.
I've taken advantage of a few breaks that came along and moved along with them.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands.
These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a f*** about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bulls*** about "sanctity" - don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.
The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits.
You, me. . . we own this country. Politicians are employees of ours. . . . And when somebody does not do the job, we got to let them go.
I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.
For example, when my father was able to buy a secondhand car in the late 1930s, and he took us to the countryside for a weekend, if we looked for a motel to stay in we had to see if it said "restricted" on it. "Restricted" meant no Jews.
I get fed up with plots that are driven by someone constantly getting information on a computer.
Brooding, she changed the pool into the sea, and made the minnows into sharks and whales, and cast vast clouds over this tiny world by holding her hand against the sun, and so brought darkness and desolation, like God himself, to millions of ignorant and innocent creatures, and then took her hand away suddenly and let the sun stream down.