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There is too much government today. We've got to remember the government should be by the people, of the people, and for the people.

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Tapping melons with your knuckles is a good way of making your selection in the store, but apparently it's frowned upon at the strip club.

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As an enlisted sailor, I don't feel that the Navy is advancing me in rank fast enough, so I'm going to change my last name to Stains. My guess is they would rather promote me than to have to refer to me as Seaman Stains.

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They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too.

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They say that dog is man's best friend, and I think it's true. My dog does a lot of the same stuff my best friend does, like drool on my couch, mooch my food and hump my wife.

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Sure, companies say they're sensitive to their employees' cultural heritages, but show up on casual Friday wearing a necklace made from the ears of your vanquished enemies and all hell breaks loose.

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Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.

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