Death strips all men of dignity.
When I do think, ‘Man a f—cking motel room with a couple of thousand dollars worth of narcotics would do me right,’ I just look over at my dog and remember that Buster’s never seen me high.
Solicitude for material things distracts the soul and divides it. The devil seizes the divided soul and drags it to hell.
I did not give Xanax or anything else to my child.
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Join the Republican party if you cannot abide Democrats. You will probably loathe Republicans just as much, but there are fewer of them.
In the ’70s it was skateboards, in the ’80s it was drugs, in the ’90s it was art, and now it’s my family.
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.
The rich are the most discriminated-against minority in the world. Openly or covertly, everybody hates the rich because, openly or covertly, everybody envies the rich. Me, I love the rich. Somebody has to love them. Sure, a lot o’ rich people are assholes, but believe me, a lot o’ poor people are assholes, too, and an asshole with money can at least pay for his own drinks.
What makes a man heavy is the gravity of virtue. Without it, man will be so light that he will be drifted in the winds of immorality.