All women speak two languages: the language of men and the language of silent suffering. Some women speak a third, the language of queens.
Time machine. . . wouldn't you like to travel through time? I would. I'd go back. . . mess with people. You know what I would do? I would go back to when my mom and dad were having sex, to have me. Ya'know, come in, spank my dad on the ass I'm your son from the future! Ahaha!