It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great. - Don Rickles

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Rather than arriving five hours late and flustered, it would be better all around if he were to arrive five hours and a few extra minutes late, but triumphantly in command.

Don Rickles

It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great.

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