Time, whose tooth gnaws away everything else, is powerless against truth.
I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career.
I learned how to believe in myself. Learned how to set goals, you know, self help books man. I just read every single one I can get a hold of, and I still do.
I'm the kind of person that likes what I'm doing when I'm doing it.
I don't run outside, honestly. Sometimes I go out around my house, but mainly it's the stupid treadmill. I wish I had a better answer, but I'm very businesslike about my runs.
And for you kids watching at home, remember, the less homework you do and the closer you sit to the TV, the more points you get.
Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?
The entire point of life is to find ways to get others to do your work for you. Don’t you know anything about basic economics?
Yoga is a life-saver.
Fight the good fight of faith, and God will give you spiritual mercies.
I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts. ' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton.