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When you are too specific on a target, it can drain you. Ask me where I will be when I am 60, and I will have no answer to give.

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You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, The car behind me is paying for two.

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My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

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