I've been in things that have impressed people and they've come up to congratulate you but in a kind of, you-must-think-you're-really-special way.
Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.
It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!
Famous people are above the law.
Same sex marriage isn't gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.
I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.
It was you that chose your due, You built a maze you can't get through. I tried to help you all I can, Now I can't do nuttin' for you, man!
In television there are only about 12 people who do what I do.
What do oil company executives, vampires and NASA bureaucrats all have in common? They fear solar energy.
To bed, to bed; sleep kill those pretty eyes, And give as soft attachment to thy senses, As infants empty of all thought.