The purpose of poetry is to make life complete in itself.
I am whelmed, and not overly whelmed, just whelmed about a lot of facets in life - just how fragile life is and the different challenges you have in life, phobias about things.
I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I went to Europe for about two months, just traveling around in youth hostels and Eurail trains with my friends.
I was never really an impressionist. If there was somebody within my range, maybe I could work on it and do a little exaggeration of them - which I think is really the way to do an impression.
A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.
A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.
There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market. The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them serve veggie burgers just like the restaurants are doing. So, it's really very easy.
Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get.
Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.
You can give the Devil too much or too little attention.
Become major, Paul. Live like a hero. That's what the classics teach us. Be a main character. Otherwise what is life for?