Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.
When I started off in DC, you didn't get viral first. You got funny first.
A kid asked me for advise about getting into entertainment? I said you better know how to be happy being broke!
Tiger Woods is a billionaire. Do you know how much ass you can get with a billion dollars? I know guys with $20 and a pack of Newports who'd try to screw your whole neighborhood.
The best thing about where comedy is now is if you have a little bit of talent and a strong work ethic, and strong social skills, you can make a name for yourself and you can make money.
Rise and grind. . . the money ain't gonna wait for you while you sleep son.
I had a dream this girl was cheating on me! I woke up and went back to sleep to find him, he kicked my ass in my dream!
The thought of death deceives us; for it causes us to neglect to live.
Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.
Success isn't one straight line - it's a ladder, and there's always another rung above you to reach out for. Like anything else, there are ups and downs.
What were you thinking?" Bast said with an odd mixture of confusion and concern. Coat was a long while in answering. "I tend to think too much Bast. My greatest successes tended to come when I stopped thinking and simply did what felt right, even if there was no explantion for what I did.