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He started keeping a journal - had been, in fact, secretly doing so for some time: the furtive act of a deranged person.

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Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.

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People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?

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Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.

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I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes as a special protest. I don't want to hear the introduction 'you may have seen our next comedian on the Hannity show'.

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Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.

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I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.

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