Whatsoever thy birth, thou were a beautiful thought and softly bodied forth.
Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.
People are trying so hard to become famous. Johnny Marbles, he tried to throw a pie in Rupert Murdoch's face. What do I gotta do, give Sumner Redstone a wedgie?
Maybe Bill Maher should just practice his monologue a few times before the show, so he wouldn't find it so hilarious. But I kid the asshole.
I don't believe in burning holy books, but I am organizing a protest. I'll be burning all my Dennis Miller VHS cassettes as a special protest. I don't want to hear the introduction 'you may have seen our next comedian on the Hannity show'.
Ever since I've switched to the clean syringes, I've never felt better in my entire life.
I get some acting jobs. I like it other than the constant slipping in and out of character.
There is no stillness like the quiet of the first cold nights in the fall.
We look at the mountain to see the painting, then we look at the painting to see the mountain.
To secede from the Union and set up another government would cause war. If you go to war with the United States, you will never conquer her, as she has the money and the men. If she does not whip you by guns, powder, and steel, she will starve you to death. It will take the flower of the country - the young men.
What's the trick? There are three of them: A sense of real purpose, a sense of humor, and a sense of constant curiosity. Keep using those to the grave because learning really never ends.