My whole act is off the top of my head. - Don Rickles

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One of the fundamental issues with The Vatican is that the world changed on us. That show was conceived and written while Pope Benedict was still in charge of the Vatican, and it was conceived in a world that now would feel very dated.

Don Rickles

My whole act is off the top of my head.

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Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!

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Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

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No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

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When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

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I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

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Discovering the 'impossible' ending to a new book makes me sick with joy and relief.

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Jonathan Edwards

Whether God has decreed all things that ever come to pass or not, all that own the being of a God, own that He knows all things beforehand. Now, it is self-evident that if He knows all things beforehand, He either doth approve of them or doth not approve of them; that is, He either is willing they should be, or He is not willing they should be. But to will that they should be is to decree them.

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Jonathan Safran Foer

I didn't feel empty. I wished I'd felt empty. . . . I wanted to be empty like an overturned pitcher. But I was full like a stone.

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Unless somebody's actually creating something and doing something spontaneous I wouldn't find it at all interesting, to watch or to create, so, I'm trying to make my solo shows something different altogether.

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