I guess for me Hemingway is a lot like it is for others: he goes down well when we are young.
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular. ' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas. ' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau. ' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed. "
I was born and raised in Pawnee City, Nebraska. I lived right next to the sale barn and I raised pigs. My dad was a guidance counselor at Wymore High School. He was also a preacher and did farming as well. We leased out our crop land but had cattle and horses.
There's the old joke, "What's the difference between country and redneck? Well, that's three hundred dollars. "
I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly.
If you want to know how much I love you, look into my eyes with your heart open.
That's how we build the economy of the future. An economy with more jobs and less debt, we root it in fairness. We grow it with opportunity. And we build it together.
Today's a great time to be any creative type of person, I think, and in just about every aspect of creativity, this generation is going to blow away every generation ever. Because we're the first ones with the Internet. I can get together with some friends, shoot a movie, cut it on my laptop at home, and then put it online. We don't have to listen to anyone.
Nothing gives small minds a better handle for hatred than superiority.