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We have lots of challenges around the world, and I have no doubt the intelligence community will continue to watch them, monitor them, and report on them. The issue is, with all of our other distractions here in Washington, particularly, will the appropriate attention be paid to each one of these issues?

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Jerry Seinfeld

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

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