He who, in an enlightened and literary society, aspires to be a great poet, must first become a little child.
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me.
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock.
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast.
Scientific physiology has the task of determining the functions of the animal body and deriving them as a necessary consequence from its elementary conditions.
I love musicals. I love horror movies and I love art movies.
It is the highest form of culture and craftmanship in art to use local materials. That way you stand a chance of adding to culture. The other way you are in danger of merely imitating it.
You have to be an artist and a madman, a creature of infinite melancholy, with a bubble of hot poison in your loins and a super-voluptuous flame permanently aglow in your subtle spine (oh, how you have to cringe and hide!), in order to discern at once, by ineffable signs―the slightly feline outline of a cheekbone, the slenderness of a downy limbs, and other indices which despair and shame and tears of tenderness forbid me to tabulate―the little deadly demon among the wholesome children; she stands unrecognized by them and unconscious herself of her fantastic power.